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[sticky post]fic list
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crit always welcome!!! anon is on
derivative fanworks are fine as long as you let me know & credit

exo

exchange fic
bang bang ⚡️ chen/kai + others, nc 17, 12.4k
jongdae doesn't have any favorite customers even though jongin gets pretty close
closet cleanout ⚡️ chen/suho, r, 15.1k
junmyeon can afford the hermès spring '13 menswear collection but jongdae is priceless
gutter rats ⚡️ chen/sehun, nc 17, 23.1k
jongdae's a star and that sehun has always reached for
hot commodity ⚡️ baekhyun/chen, chen/d.o, baekhyun/chen/d.o, nc 17, 7.5k
jongdae is never going to break up baekhyun and kyungsoo's arguments ever again
no shame in my game ⚡️ chanyeol/d.o, baekhyun/chen, pg 13, 12.3k
there are several things do kyungsoo hates about working at disneyland

works
city don't care ⚡️ chen/kai, nc 17, 2.6k
jongdae swoops around, stealing the virginities of hapless pretty boys like jongin
dog days are over ⚡️ chanyeol/chen, nc 17, 2.1k
chanyeol really wants a kitty and jongdae is happy to oblige
drugstore diet ⚡️ chen/kai/sehun, nc 17, 2.8k
jongdae and sehun decide to extend an invitation to sehun
finger lickin' good ⚡️ chen/xiumin, nc 17, 2.6k
minseok's tutor is really fucking cute
footnote ⚡️ baekhyun/chen, chanyeol/chen, nc 17, 4.8k
if baekhyun can’t be perfection, maybe he can get close enough that it’ll rub off on him a little
gaslight on ⚡️ chen/suho, nc 17, 1.9k
junmyeon’s girlfriend has an incredibly attractive younger brother
it's only child's play ⚡️ baekhyun/chen, nc 17, 2.0k
baekhyun looks forward to coming home to jongdae
scream for ice cream ⚡️ chen/luhan, nc 17, 3.1k
when luhan gets hired at a shop downtown he doesn't realize what's part of the job description
trial run ⚡️ chen/sehun/tao, nc 17, 3.2k
jongdae has no idea what he's in for

other
30 day nsfw challenge: day 1 - 3 ⚡️ baekhyun/chen, nc 17
drabbles i ⚡️ chen/sehun, pg 13, baekhyun/chen, nc 17

i've deleted my wip dump because i'm reworking some of those fics! if they turn up somewhere else under a different name, they arent plagiarized!!

drugstore diet
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drugstore diet ⚡️ chen/kai/sehun, nc 17, 2.8k
⚡️ slight voyeurism, double penetration, rimming
⚡️ posted on tumblr here in lapslock but i remembered that irl ppl follow me so!!!!! bye ALSO none of the formatting carried over ill fix it .. someday

i think we should invite someone to fuck with us.Collapse )

30 day nsfw challenge: day 1 - 3
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day 1 ⚡️ baekhyun/chen, r, 1.2k
⚡️ cuddles (naked)

baekhyun speaks up carefully. the tip of his nose is pressed into jongdae's sternum and his voice is muffled.Collapse )

day 2 ⚡️ baekhyun/chen, r, 0.7k
⚡️ kiss (naked)

he's got a leg hooked around jongdae's, the rest of him pressed close to his side, and he refuses to budge.Collapse )

day 3 ⚡️ baekhyun/chen, nc 17, 1.7k
⚡️ first time

actually, i don't even want to know.Collapse )

gutter rats & hot commodity
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gutter rats ⚡️ chen/sehun, nc 17, 23.1k
⚡️ jongdae's a star that sehun's always reached for
⚡️ barebacking, character death (not like that)
⚡️ posted here

hot commodity ⚡️ baekhyun/chen, chen/d.o, baekhyun/chen/d.o, nc 17, 7.5k
⚡️ jongdae is never going to break up baekhyun and kyungsoo's arguments ever again
⚡️ barebacking, double penetration, edging, fisting, marking, rimming, toys, questionable consent
⚡️ posted at chenpionships

no shame in my game
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no shame in my game ⚡️ chanyeol/d.o, baekhyun/chen, pg 13, 12.3k
⚡️ there are several things do kyungsoo hates about working at disneyland
⚡️ posted here @ chinguline

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